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    My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

    My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

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    Author: Chelsea Handler
    Publisher: Bloomsbury USA
    Category: Book

    List Price: $14.95
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    Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars 175 reviews
    Sales Rank: 53

    Media: Paperback
    Pages: 213
    Number Of Items: 1
    Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.2
    Dimensions (in): 8.2 x 5.4 x 0.8

    ISBN: 1582346186
    Dewey Decimal Number: 306.7
    EAN: 9781582346182
    ASIN: 1582346186

    Publication Date: June 6, 2005
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    Editorial Reviews:

    Product Description
    In this raucous collection of true-life stories, actress and comedian Chelsea Handler recounts her time spent in the social trenches with that wild, strange, irresistible, and often gratifying beast: the one-night stand.

    You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool.

    Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty. Encouraged by her motley collection of friends (aka: her partners in crime) but challenged by her family members (who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter), Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back, unafraid to share the gritty details. My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.



    Customer Reviews:   Read 170 more reviews...

    4 out of 5 stars Chelsea is tops in comedy   July 6, 2008
    Diane R. Silveria
    This book is exactly what it says.....a book of one night stands!
    It's the humor that Chelsea tells the story with. The woman is so funny. I am anxious to finish this one now & move on to her new one.



    5 out of 5 stars Laughed and laughed...   July 5, 2008
    J. M. Robertson
    This book was a great, peppy, funny, summer-read. I found myself thinking back to my days as a single woman, and being able to relate to some of the things she says or situations she's in. She has a very creative, just-plain-funny way of laying it out there. Am now passing my book around the office for others to enjoy. Can't wait to read more from this author!


    2 out of 5 stars Sophomoric ...   July 4, 2008
    DACHokie (Blacksburg, VA)
    1 out of 1 found this review helpful

    first of all, i must confess, i'm a guy ... and maybe that's the problem i have with this book.

    my appetite to read is usually consumed by world war II, true crime and political-themed books, but i like variety in my reading and add healthy servings of pop-culture, autobiographies and humor to the mix. this book was recommended to me as being "hilarious" and "eye opening" ... so i figured i would read it and be entertained by a woman's perspective of things ... i couldn't finish it soon enough.

    to me, this book was nothing but a text version of "sex and the city's" samantha. i'm open-minded when it comes to women and don't have a problem at all with handler's wide-open sexuality (no pun intended) ... the book just wasn't funny and reads more like a girl trying like hell to tell a story like a guy talking to his friends. it was predictable and the recollections appear more embellished to create a disgusting reaction (i did find the skid-mark situation humorous ... until the token panty-eating dog entered the story ... then my eyes rolled)

    several years ago, my then-pregnant wife was recommended jenny mccarthy's book about pregnancy, which i also read. mccarthy and handler's books left me with the same feeling ... two gorgeous women, successful comediennes who try too hard being flannel-shirt wearing, beer guzzling, burp and farting machines (kathy griffin is one of the few that can pull this off).



    5 out of 5 stars Chelsea Tells Too Much   July 3, 2008
    Daniela Weiss
    Horizontal Life is a funny book about one woman's journey through various beds. Chelsea Handler (of Chelsea Lately and Girls Behaving Badly fame) doesn't hide anything as she discusses sex and all the embarrassing things that happen on the way to, during, and after a one night stand. This book is highly recommended for anyone who likes to laugh at themselves (and others)!


    5 out of 5 stars Hilarious book, great service!   July 2, 2008
    Jeri Kurre (Wheeling,WV)
    This book is hysterically funny! I read it cover to cover in one sitting and I'll probably read it again!

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