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    Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

    Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

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    Author: Chelsea Handler
    Publisher: Simon Spotlight Entertainment
    Category: Book

    List Price: $24.95
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    Avg. Customer Rating: 4.0 out of 5 stars 34 reviews
    Sales Rank: 14

    Media: Hardcover
    Number Of Items: 1
    Pages: 272
    Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.8
    Dimensions (in): 8.4 x 5.8 x 1.2

    ISBN: 1416954120
    Dewey Decimal Number: 306.7092
    EAN: 9781416954125
    ASIN: 1416954120

    Publication Date: April 22, 2008  (New: Last 30 Days)
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    Product Description
    THE EAGERLY AWAITED COLLECTION OF PERSONAL ESSAYS FROM THE BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF MY HORIZONTAL LIFE

    When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power -- vodka. You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea's world -- a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.

    In this hilarious, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.


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    4 out of 5 stars "Vodka" and Handler Delivers   May 21, 2008
    I picked up this book with the only expectations of hoping it was as funny as Chelsea Handler is while doing her show or doing stand up. Bottom line, it delivers the comedic punch you'd expect from her. It's candid and filled with humorous stories about her family, a few men in her life and her friends. In all, it's a memoir without the usual sad, dramatic parts. This is more like a sampling of her life, each chapter offering a small anecdote about a different event from her life.

    For me, "Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea" starts off a little slow, as most autobiographies/memoirs do. Her adult life (and thus the later chapters of the book) are far more funny and outrageous than the earlier ones. It feels as if it takes a little while for things to warm up to her usual brand of comedy. 'Prison Break', a chapter about her first DUI, was definitely the true start of the book for me. From that point, things pick up and the book becomes a must read, something that can't be put down. You'll enjoy her naughtiness and willingness to really open up about things most people would be shy about discussing with the world. It's funny, there were definitely parts of the book that had me nearly in tears (prepare yourself for 'Barking Up the Wrong Tree' which is by far the best chapter of the book). What you may not like are certain chapters that, perhaps if told aloud with her usual deadpan delivery and quirkiness, would have been funnier. Some stories or jokes didn't translate as well on paper as they would if she were telling the story on stage in front of an audience.

    In all, a good book. I get the feeling there could be a few follow-ups to 'Vodka' with how these are just random stories strung together. I ended the book laughing and smiling, feeling satisfied with this quick but enjoyable read and definitely felt it was worth the money. Wish it had been a tad bit longer and some stories came off better on paper as they probably would have delivered aloud, but, still a good, funny, humorous book that you should check out.



    5 out of 5 stars Funny   May 21, 2008
    If you have any kind of sense of humor at all you'll like this book. Kept me interested from the first page to the last.


    5 out of 5 stars Very funny!!!   May 21, 2008
    This book kept me laughing. Chelsea Handler is a great comedian and writer. I will recommend this book to everyone, I already have all my co-workers reading it and they all love it.


    5 out of 5 stars HILARIOUS   May 21, 2008
    This book is so funny I would literally laugh out loud. I highly recommend it. I hope Chelsea keeps writing books!!


    5 out of 5 stars Amaizing   May 20, 2008
    Reading this book was a great pleasure
    The Author is funny and her writing put a big smile on my face. If you are looking for a book just to relax and have a good time this is it
    read you will enjoy it.


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