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    Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

    Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

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    Creator: Chelsea Handler
    Publisher: Simon & Schuster Audio
    Category: Book

    List Price: $29.95
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    Rating: 4.0 out of 5 stars 124 reviews
    Sales Rank: 31233

    Format: Audiobook, Unabridged
    Media: Audio CD
    Edition: Unabridged
    Number Of Items: 6
    Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.1
    Dimensions (in): 5.8 x 5 x 1.1

    ISBN: 0743573641
    Dewey Decimal Number: 306.7092
    EAN: 9780743573641
    ASIN: 0743573641

    Publication Date: April 22, 2008
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    Editorial Reviews:

    Product Description
    In My Horizontal Life, actress and stand-up comedian Chelsea Handler boldly recounted her one-night stands-the good, the bad, and the disastrous. In this wickedly honest new work, she casts the net wider with even funnier results, recalling the most noteworthy highs and lows of her life to date--including her efforts to diversify by dating red-haired men, her obsession with midgets, and the dog-sitting interlude in which her boyfriend became overly familiar with a Peekapoo.

    Whether it's a vacation with her dad during which he tells airline staff they're a honeymoon couple in order to get an upgrade, or her elaborate attempts to convince her third-grade classmates that she's starring in a Private Benjamin sequel, Chelsea lets it rip in these relentlessly entertaining essays. Displaying the candor and irresistible turn of phrase that have earned her a recurring stint as a correspondent on The Tonight Show as well as her own E! series, Chelsea Lately, this deliciously skewed collection is a guilty pleasure.


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    5 out of 5 stars Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea   July 6, 2008
    krazy4kuntry (Tennessee United States)
    Clever, quick, witty. Best of all - I laughed. And laughed. Not for the timid or those who are so PC that they don't know or appreciate sarcasm when they hear it. I think her writing is clear and conversational - it is easy to "hear" her voice in her writing. I am recommending it to all my friends.


    2 out of 5 stars Not Even   July 5, 2008
    Ms_Scout (Texas USA)
    0 out of 1 found this review helpful

    I wanted a book on audio CD so I bought this book. I have watched Handler's show on E and thought the banter and gossip can be pretty funny and/or interesting at times, so I thought this might give me a good laugh or at least a smile.

    I listened to the first CD and by the time it was over I was totally irritated. Mad at myself for wasting my money mostly. You know the feeling when something is so bad or disappointing you want to run screaming from the room? I cannot put into words how profoundly disappointed I am in this book. In my personal opinion, this is not funny. It is annoying and stupid.

    I thought I might listen to the second CD just to give it another chance, but after reading some negative reviews here (by readers who had read the WHOLE book) I decided not to waste any more of my time and return this to Amazon for a refund.

    I'm still searching for a good book on audio CD.



    5 out of 5 stars Vodka   July 4, 2008
    Samuel Rice (Ft Lauderdale, FL)
    Chelsea continues to portay her exceptional talent and humor. I laughed outloud through the entire book. I had to buy copies for my friends becasue this talent cannot be contained. Bravo!!!


    5 out of 5 stars top funny books that I have read   July 3, 2008
    Laura P. Santeler
    0 out of 1 found this review helpful

    I could probably read this in one sitting if it wasn't so funny. I have to keep putting it down to give myself a break from laughing. I don't think I have gotten through two pages before I was laughing, hysterically, out loud.


    5 out of 5 stars LAUGHED ALL THE WAY!   July 3, 2008
    B. Dolinski (Miller Place, NY)
    I needed to take a break from all of the mystery books I usually read and the title of this book just caught my eye. I decided to buy it and give it a try. I was hooked after reading the first page. This book is so easy to read, light and funny. I recommend this book to anyone! Great on beach, or when you just need a break and just to laugh out loud!

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