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    Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

    Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

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    Author: Chelsea Handler
    Publisher: Simon Spotlight Entertainment
    Category: Book

    List Price: $24.95
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    Rating: 4.0 out of 5 stars 155 reviews
    Sales Rank: 31

    Media: Hardcover
    Pages: 272
    Number Of Items: 1
    Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.8
    Dimensions (in): 8.4 x 5.8 x 1.2

    ISBN: 1416954120
    Dewey Decimal Number: 306.7092
    EAN: 9781416954125
    ASIN: 1416954120

    Publication Date: April 22, 2008
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    Product Description
    THE EAGERLY AWAITED COLLECTION OF PERSONAL ESSAYS FROM THE BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF MY HORIZONTAL LIFE

    When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power -- vodka. You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea's world -- a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.

    In this hilarious, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.


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    5 out of 5 stars Funniest author alive!   July 24, 2008
    AVide (CT, USA)
    This was the literally the best book that I have ever read! I am a 14 year old, and I still enjoyed the book. It has hilarious stories from her entire life, from childhood to adulthood. She is one of the funniest people on TV, so I knew that her book would be good, but I never knew that it would be this good. I never wanted to put it down. It was horrible when I finally finished the book, because I never wanted it to end. Her humor is hilarious, even for teenagers! I highly recommend this book!!


    5 out of 5 stars Hilarious!   July 24, 2008
    Genafer (Wyoming)
    I love the comedy of Chelsea Handler, I am a big fan of hers... This book was just as funny as her first, I loved every moment of reading it and so have my friends... I can't wait to get it back from them so I can read it again! (and I usually don't read books more than once)


    5 out of 5 stars Fun, Fun, Fun!   July 24, 2008
    Laura (New York)
    For those of us who love and enjoy Chelsea Handler, this is a MUST READ! A funny, relaxing and very "Chelsea-esque" look into Chelsea's life. I bought it at the airport to read on my one week vacation, and finished in on the flight. Fast-paced, and a real laugh out loud kinda book. You won't be disappointed!


    5 out of 5 stars Chelsea Handler book - Hilarious!!   July 24, 2008
    Ashley Young
    I absolutely loved this book I laughed out loud in the doctor's waiting room several times! It's a must read, very entertaining!! Chelsea is a fabulous writer!


    2 out of 5 stars Overrated.   July 23, 2008
    M. Glinsky (Arlington, TX United States)
    Not sure if it's as good as her prior book, which I'd still like to read. But found this to be very disjointed, and more sad than funny. I like to drink as much (if not more) than the next person, but not to the point of repeatedly peeing myself, as she does. That's just sort of pathetic.

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