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    My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

    My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands

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    Author: Chelsea Handler
    Publisher: Bloomsbury USA
    Category: Book

    List Price: $14.95
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    Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars 194 reviews
    Sales Rank: 38

    Media: Paperback
    Pages: 213
    Number Of Items: 1
    Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.2
    Dimensions (in): 8.2 x 5.4 x 0.8

    ISBN: 1582346186
    Dewey Decimal Number: 306.7
    EAN: 9781582346182
    ASIN: 1582346186

    Publication Date: June 6, 2005
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    Editorial Reviews:

    Product Description
    In this raucous collection of true-life stories, actress and comedian Chelsea Handler recounts her time spent in the social trenches with that wild, strange, irresistible, and often gratifying beast: the one-night stand.You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool.Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty. Encouraged by her motley collection of friends (aka: her partners in crime) but challenged by her family members (who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter), Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back, unafraid to share the gritty details. My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.



    Customer Reviews:   Read 189 more reviews...

    5 out of 5 stars great book   July 24, 2008
    L. Williams (Winter Springs, FL USA)
    Chelsea Handler is great at telling stories. I laughed out loud a lot. She really gets herself into hysterical and sometimes sticky situations. Sounds like she's living a pretty interesting life. I can't wait for a 3rd book...


    5 out of 5 stars If you want to laugh pick it up!   July 23, 2008
    Sarah E. Murata (Chicago, IL USA)
    This book is hilarious. I briefly saw another reviewer's comments on the title of the book and it not necessarily following through with an actual one night stand in many cases. But SO WHAT! The book is great. I adored it and found my self laughing out loud.


    5 out of 5 stars hilarious   July 23, 2008
    S. Jackson (Bay Area, CA)
    A friend of mine told me I just HAD to read this. I had no idea who Chelsea Handler was, but I trusted my friend would not recommend a ridiculous book. This is one of the most ridiculous books I've ever read, but I loved every minute of it. Hilarious!


    3 out of 5 stars Read it for my book club....   July 22, 2008
    kastoria (Brooklyn, New York)
    0 out of 1 found this review helpful

    The book was an easy read...Finished it in a couple of hours... It was funny. Was I ROTF LMAO?... eh..Not realy..But ...it was pleasant and produced some giggles..


    4 out of 5 stars Hilarious!   July 21, 2008
    The Blaxican (U.S.)
    Never have I laughed aloud so much while reading a book. Full of good laughs and stories I can definitely relate to. This is a fun book to read.

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